Met dank aan mijn zoon, die mij dit in de whatsapp zette:
1) I’ve tried to catch some fog,
2) When chemists die
3) Jokes about a German sausage
4) A soldier who surived mustardgas and pepperspray
is now a seasoned veteran
5) I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid,
he says he can stop anytim
6) How did Moses make his tea?
7) I stayed up all night to see where the sun went
Than it dawned on me
8) A girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club
but i’d never met herbivore
9) I’m reading a book about anti-gravity,
I can’t put it down
10) I did a theatrical performance about puns
it was a play on words
11) They told me I had type A blood,
but it was a Type O
12) A dyslexic man walks into a bra
13) PMS jokes aren’t funny
14) Why were the Indians here first?
They had reservations
15) Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory
I hope there’s no pop quiz
16) Enegizer bunny arrested
Charged with battery
17) I didn’t like my beard,
then it grew on me
18) How do you make holy water?
Burn the hell out of it
19) What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
20) When you gat a bladder infection
21) What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds
22) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger
Then it hit me
23) Broken pencils are pointless
24) Plastic surgeons who perform sex change
25) I don’t have good chemistry jokes
All the good one argon